muppethole:

the phrases “kill myself” “kill yourself” “let’s kill ourselves” are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

redpandarascal:

0ctoberrustt:

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

utah-mountain-drifter:

zegalba:

The nerves connected to the human jaw

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i don’t think it’s morally wrong for pet monkeys to attack their owners if the owners have a prey vibe. that’s the law of the jungle bitch. you signed up for it

btc-official:

goodnightguys:

shrimb.

Customer: WAIT I FUCKED IT UP CAN I TRY AGAIN

DMV: SHRIMB

Verdict: ACCEPTED

finesse:

Anonymous asked:

how do you feel about those goldfish that play football (soccer)

plaguedocboi:

Originally posted by snakes-stims

If this is what pro sports were I’d watch them

correctopinionhaver:

just when you think his tweets can’t get any more catty or gay he one ups himself

rednines:

microdosing cruising by nodding at a man

vergak:

vergak:

Autistics:

The autistic instinct to get up and go. The urge to split. The autistic irish goodbye. The symptom of fucking off. Simply walking away. Okay. I’ve seen enough here *goes*

mosticonicposts:

antiandrogen:

ziggyinthisthang:

whaticantremembernow:

chinaglaze:

softheartedfool:

chinaglaze:

resident–potato:

chinaglaze:

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

Can we get a fact check on this please

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

Originally posted by ba1n3s

So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

I mean he was sickening!

certified iconic post

notkatniss:

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

Breakfast bath.

vintagehomecollection:

The Decorating Book, 1981